Step 1: Build a galaxy-sized telescope.
Step 2: Watch Jurassic Park in real life.
Webcomics featuring Sedna
0153 – time
If humanity ever manages to colonise the galaxy, ping times are gonna really suck.
0152 – inheritance
Tough question.
Oh hi. If you’re wondering where Sedna’s been for the last couple of years, read ahead for a few comics. There’s a very special announcement! (well, mildly special anyway)
0151 – money
I’m kinda’ glad none of the supporting characters are blonde, because the turn-pale-when-Sedna-says-something-horrifying gag wouldn’t really have the same punch.
0150 – engineer
‘Hi, my name’s Dini. And I’m here to tell you about an EXCITING new opportunity! First of all, what is Kickstarter? Well I’m glad you asked. Kickstarter is like…’
0149 – inspiring
When people ask why I don’t use social media I like to pretend I’m fighting against the invasion of privacy by internet corporations or something. But really it’s mostly because I can’t think of anything interesting to write.
Also, for those people wondering “how did Sedna manage to wrap the towel around her massive head?”. SHHHHH! The Sedna universe works on chibi-physics, i.e. all clothes-changing happens off-screen.
0148 – business
That’s right, satellite insurance is a legit thing. Ever watched a multi-million dollar rocket explode and thought to yourself ‘I can totally make money off of this’? Well someone did.
(Also you know that Sedna means business when the ponytail spontaneously appears.)
0147 – ideas
Obviously, it’s written RIGHT THERE in your speech bubble! What kind of idiot do you think he is?
0146 – personal
There’s an old legend that if you look into a mirror at night holding a candle and say ‘space’ three times, a small Japanese girl will appear behind you and explain the scientific inaccuracies of the Star Wars movies in great detail.
0145 – adult
Parenting Tip: The answer to your child’s question that you don’t understand (or are too lazy to explain) is always ‘You’ll find out when you’re older’.