according to my 100%-accurate-definitely-not-flawed understanding of causality, every mistake you’ve ever made is actually the big bang’s fault.
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sedna: you know dad, everything in the universe can technically be explained as part of a 13.8-billion-year-long chemical chain reaction.
sedna: for example, i am just part of a 13.8-billion-year-long chemical chain reaction.
sedna: that smoking rocket over there is part of a 13.8-billion-year-long chain reaction.
sedna: this living room fire, too, is part of a 13.8-billion-year-long-
dad: you are so grounded.